"Braveheart, look just what came over our fax! It is the educational wiretapping instructions. It says right here not to,"intrude improperly into the private lives of the citizens that we are here to protect" on page 2. That is what Deputy Iputmywifeawaytoo is learning. Sheriff Iliketobeatemtoo has told Deputy Iputmywifeawaytoo that it is not department policy to monitor private telephone conversations. So I guess I have nothing to worry about. You do know that the Deputy and Neanderthalman are like brothers!""Crystal, we must still be cautious. I noticed Deputy Iputmywifeawaytoo and his patrol car parked outside our house yesterday. He wasn't trying to catch speeders."
"My god, you need to read this. The deputy was making tape recordings and one was about a murder plot and they put it on the radio! The deputy's wife, Ilovemydoggies recorded someone who wants to "blow her away." Neanderthalman knew that and told me. He wanted me to spread the word! That is how Thegoodneighbors found out 'they' were listening to them. I asked them if they were going to "blow away" Ilovemydoggies! Call my head of hair lifeless, again!"
"They sure like to use that "blow away" term. Must be special code."
"Well, I am concerned. Why would anyone want to plot the death of Ilovemydoggies?"
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