
Well, I bet that Judge Snow Queen really let her hair down when she was voo doo dancing at the Kon Tiki and juicing it up. Those ivory bones must have got to her! I do know that Deputy Iputmywifeawaytoo has special privileges with the judges and he calls them up in order to control their thought processess. He has been trained in special tactics and works with mind control experts. Now that he controls the Classified Gossip and it is his call to release the smut; he is now charged with the safety of the community and the burden is squarely on his shoulders. It is his job to protect the gossip now.
Too bad Thephoneman fell off the cliff. Do you think he was pushed? I can hardly wait untill I publish my book!
NEXT: The Classified Gossip gets the real story from an insider.