Crystal runs, and she runs, and she runs. She is running for her life and then in her moment of fleet, she trips over her Nike shoe laces. She hits her head on the sidewalk and lands on her ass, on top of the most gorgeous piece of mankind that God could ever grant her."Oh my God! What are you doing on top of me? What happened? This is all a dream! I remember running from a field of kangaroos and then suddenly here I am with you and well frankly sir, I am confused. Did you use a condom?"
"Not to worry, Crystal, my lovely! I am Braveheart and I am here to kill the kangaroos! Those beastly shits have pissed me off! I will take you off into the sunset after I have done my duty on them and we will be forever happy. Oh yes, my dear -- I used the condom. But, after we are married, never will it be again! However, Judge Snow Queen needs to be more careful. "(SNICKER SNICKER -- and it is not a candy bar)
Next: Braveheart and Crystal are married and become undercover hot tub agents.
