Saturday, March 11, 2006

Fishandgamediva saves the moose

"Fishandgamediva, we would like to see case number 12blost. We believe it will help us in our search to prove that the missing hunter was not trampled by an Alaskan Bull Moose. After all, this is Huckleberry Land and it is a rare sighting to see these creatures, let alone have them attack and eat hunters!"

"Crystal and Braveheart, I cannot honor your request. That case is sealed and it is not in the public's best interest to find out that the judge protected an illegal moose without a license. After all it is highly sensitive and we would not want to implicate that the local officials are helping to protect this animal. After all it is a special moose and it would be unfortunate if it were taken off the wall. If you do not cease and disist, I will call the SWAT team. After all, I am Fishandgamediva! Go now."

"Braveheart, this is just awful. I am shocked that a respectable member of Huckleberry Land would not want to help us quell our suspicians by cooperating."

"Crystal, - we are screwed. Let's go get a mooseburger."


Next:
Crystal and Braveheart decide to write a letter to the Department of Smelly Cases.