Dear Department of Smelly Cases:We do not know what to do. We have done it all and still we cannot get due process! It is very frustrating because we believe in America and we know that not all judges are bought with ivory bones. But what should we do? Please advise us because we know that you would not want an illegal moose on your wall and this educational wiretapping has crossed the line! Please write back to us quickly! Do we qualify for a witness protection program somewhere in Iceland? The kangaroos have gotton out of hand and we fear for our life. Maybe Australia?
Thank-you.
Braveheart and Crystal
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