The Truth Serum Does Not Work - Made in China

UPDATE

Iputmywifeawaytoo was subjected to extensive testing. Unfortunately, based on the fact that the truth serum was made in China, Iputmywifeawaytoo has escaped prosecution. He has now been promoted to Keeperofcellphonetowers and works very closely with MKUltra personnel. He now specializes in mind control and is under the direction of local county commissioners who interrogate him on a bi-monthly schedule. The truth serum from China needs to be monitored to make sure his brain plasticity has not been compromised. The local county commissioners, are not really sure, and also feel he might be wearing too many clothes made in China.

Rather Dandy has let the Thephoneman story go - unless further evidence materializes. However, he received a tip from a gilted lover of a former county employee that secret meetings are being held by city government officials in a nearby county of Huckleberry Land called Cootie -that development of lands are now under construction in order to bring a lifestyle comparable to the Phillipines, so he still has a job. Citizens of Cootie County are prepared to work extra hard to pay for the lights, billboards, and the future outsourcing of motivated streetwalkers because they have no choice.

Currently, some folks are busy trying to get the Supreme Huckleberry Poo Bas to examine the law of "intentional ignorance" to see if it will hold up in court. It does. It is a very vague situation according to the leader of Cootiesville, Smellslikeroses, but she assures the future of Cootie people that vagueness allows for flexible return. Rumor has it that she does a great backbend!

In the meantime, Cootie citizens research their options and find they have none. They are stuck with cooties.

Next: Rather Dandy explains how the city of Cootiesville is prepared to hire a firm that will be able to douse Cootie County with special convincing. Crystal is designing a special telephone survey so she can perfect her phone voice.