"Oh God, I have to go back to Neanderthalman. That is what the Police Gang Unit says I must do. So be it!"Crystal goes back to the lean-to that Neanderthalman constructed from willow branches.
"Neanderthalman, I reported you to the Police Gang Unit! Deputy Iputmywifeawaytoo and Sheriff Iliketobeat'emtoo says I need to go see Dr. Quackgrass so I can grow hair for you! They will only help me if I become bald."
"Yes, Crystal that is what you must do. But first you need to get that keg of beer and bring it to me now! Don't make me drag you over there to do it! You have terrible hair! Woman, Ugh. Ugh, Woman."
Next: Crystal meets Dr. Quackgrass
